another moral hangover. fuck.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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