Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
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I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
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When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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