i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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