at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
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Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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