I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
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Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Floor bacon is actually really good
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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