What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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