i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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