The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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