I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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