everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
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