the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize