He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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