question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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