is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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