I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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