I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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