He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
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My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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