Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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