I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
