I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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