I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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