i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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