fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
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Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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