I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
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remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
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He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
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