Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
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In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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