How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
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Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
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