My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Randomize
