He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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