Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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