My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
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get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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