I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
We need to get me chipped asap
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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