Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
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The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's even glitter on my cock...
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