She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
Im part way to drunk.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
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