yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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