If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
it glows. i had to have it.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Randomize
