One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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