I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
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Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
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He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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