You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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