No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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