No stitches, just platelets and will power
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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