All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Where did you get a picture of my penis
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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