So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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