I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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