he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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