the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
