i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
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you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
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Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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