seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I just googled if crying burns calories
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
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