Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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