I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
