didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
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