She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
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as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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