Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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