nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
