bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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